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Got this one done early

That's right, I usually post much later at night but today was a holiday and I set-to at 3:00.

As of this moment, two people are in my apartment repairing the plumbing. Not my plumbing; the plumbing of the guy who lives upstairs. They had to cut a hole in my bathroom ceiling; apparently water had been dripping from a hidden pipe for several years, and getting into the plaster. As you remember from a couple weeks ago, the guy upstairs disappears from his apartment and his dog gets so bored it howls and barks the entire night.

I gotta say, it is extremely, extremely nice of me to let them do this. The apartment owner came by this morning at 9:30, as I was trying to sleep. The two plumbers were with him. Through a thick accent one of them said "I can get this done today." I said "How long would it take? A two hour job?" He said "No, four hours." So I got drilling and cutting and banging. They came by at 1:00. Great, so if they finish on schedule they will leave at 5:00.

Anyway. The page above is my way of begging for letters and correspondence. I suppose that I should have included a reference to the website; however, people can go to the twitter feed and find the website by clicking on my profile. However, that is not making it easy for people; the harder something is, the more steps, the more people will bail out. I'll remember that for issue #3.

It's not like I owe the guy upstairs any favors. I don't owe his landlord any favors either. I am being extremely nice, I just want to point that out. Ah well. Also I can't take a dump while they're working, I'll have to go outside.

Comic transcript

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WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND?

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