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The Left is Having a Fit

Historical context: on August 12, a group of people tried to meet in a park. There were about 2,000 people in this group, and they had a permit. A half hour before the meeting was scheduled to begin, the Mayor of the city revoked the permit for no reason. Police in the area cleared the park and forced the people who had legally gathered there into a large, illegally gathered crowd of hippies, black people, and communists, all of whom were armed with bats and pepper spray. Unsurprisingly, fights broke out. The people who had legally gathered wanted to get back to their cars and leave the city. The people who had illegally gathered wanted to beat the shit out of the people who had legally gathered.

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, forcefully condemned both sides in no uncertain terms. The President condemned in plain language both the people who had legally gathered in the park, and and the hippies, blacks, and communists who gathered to attack them. He said both of them were in the wrong.

And the left has freaked out. How dare Donald Trump condemn "both sides"? CNN took the unprecedented step of mis-reporting the President's words as they were coming out of his mouth.

The vibe I'm getting from the press, and the political left who are cheering the violence of the blacks, communists and hippies, is "Chinese Cultural Revolution".

The slight difference is that in this country they are destroying statues first, while in China they destroyed people and then statues. People will come next, I suppose, unless you want to count that time Jordan Hill, Tesfaye Cooper, Brittany Covington, and Tanishia Covington live-streamed themselves beating up a terrified mentally-disabled man while combining the President's name with a variety of obscenities. That could, technically, be called a "Struggle Session". During the Chinese Cultural Revolution, a "Struggle Session" was where a person was abducted, bound, and tortured while being commanded to confess to various crimes.

Ugh. I hope I don't see any more "Struggle Sessions" in this country.

Comic transcript

The captain of the Lacrosse team, a group of Baron University college students who were accused of raping a black stripper, resumes his reply to Crimebuster's request to tell him their side of the story.



#41 says "I think it'd be best if we get your I.D. checked out before we talked. "



Crimebuster stands up, smiling. "Sounds great!" he says, "Here's a card with my number on it." #41 yanks the card quickly away from Crimebuster.



Nonplussed, Crimebuster says "Give me a call if things get like they did this afternoon, okay?"

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